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Gimpboy
Insert. Sourced from no lower than 2500m, there are only
45 known breeding pairs of the little photographed Haute Savoie
Chamois and after we've got our 2007 stocks there'll only
be few left. Each insert is hand moulded to the exact dimensions
of Eddy Merckx's scrotum and stitched with thread strong enough
to withstand forces of up to 5000 newtons or something. With
discrete, understated comfort, the inserts will be hung up
to cure for 10 years so reserve yours early. £850.00 |
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| Bellend
Oxygen. Bottled at source from at the worlds greatest archeological
sites, the air contained is around 1000 x purer than today's
polluted atmosphere. Ready to be used to insert your favorite
tyres, Crapha Bellend Oxygen provides a ride quality
that lends itself to a feel not dissimilar to cycling during
its belle epoque. £200 per 120psi. |
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Creme
de Knackers. For episodes of heightened soreness,
Rapha creme de Knackers with its patented blend
of 3000 herbs and minerals will gently sooth the derrieres
of even the softest City Boy. The carbon fibre cap of
the tube provide unparrelled security whilst the bladed
spout gives precision application.
100ml
- £75.00 |
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Turtles
Head Toilet Roll. Produced from 2,000 year old
Egyptian papyrus, this bathroom accessory gives unsurpassed
wiping power reminiscent of a time when all our stools
were more solid. Guaranteed not to smear yet gentle
enough not to cause any unnecessary bleeding.
£200
per roll |
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Recycled
Jeresy Pad. A throwback to a simpler age, place
this up your jersey for warmth and style on those long
down to the shop mountain descents. All pages
contain hand written material by award winning authors
and is printed using the ink from the sought after North
Atlantic squid.
£50
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