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Lets
face it, he's going down for a long stretch inside. Forget serial
killers and perpetrators of gruesome & shocking crimes
- they'll do their time with a bit of Community Service. Cyclists
found guilty of performance enhancing drug abuse are public enemy
#1 and the French Justice system is about to start getting tough with
these evil criminals by handing out some long periods
behind bars. In support of his impending incarceration, secretsofthepeloton
is beginning an appeal to make Millar's time in the big house a bit
more palatable. Please dig deep.... |
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| Fags
- the number on currency when your banged up. A regular contribution
of £50 will ensure David doesn't have an unfortunate encounter
in the shower... |
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| Phone
cards. He wont be allowed a mobile so these hard-to-get products
are another sought after commodity |
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| David
will spend most of his waking life contemplating endless sudoku
& crossword puzzles. Relieve an old person of their copy
and send it David: He'll appreciate it and the old person will
probably have forgotten they ever had a puzzle book by now. |
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| Our
target is to provide 1000 hours of repetitive & tedious
amusement for Millar while he's locked up. You can send all
the above (and similar) to 'Freepost, Secretsofthepeloton' and
if you're lucky you'll get it 'returned to sender' without any
additional charge. We were going to have a Millar Appeal Totalizer
but haven't got around to it just yet and probably never will.
When we've got a van full of tat, we'll drop it off to whatever
prison he's in, stopping only to sell any fags we collect at
the nearest pub. |
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take
me back to  with
a bit of luck I might find something a bit better.. |
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