With the prospect of TV companies re-negotiating
broadcasting rights and principle sponsors pulling out of
the event, the race organizers knew that they had to inject
some new life into Giro. Consultants brought in to advise
on how to spice up proceedings found the race to be deficient
in razzmatazz and thrills 'n spills. Knowing what they had
to do, the organisers went to work creating a spectacle to
put the Giro back among the elite of world sporting events.
Its focal point was to be an ascent of the
feared Passo Di Gavia. At a then whopping altitude of 8,200m,
the SS300 separated the ski resort of Bormio from Ponte di
Lengo. Back in the '80s, the process of continental plate
tectonics had pushed this mountain range far higher than it
is today with 75% of the Alps being firmly in the Death Zone
- the upper reaches of the Earth's surface where human bodies
begin to consume themselves.
Stage 17 dawned colder and more snowy than
usual with teams waking up to a fresh 1.5m dump of snow outside
their hotels. The consensus of opinion was that the stage
- at least the Gavia part - would be cancelled, and the peloton
called a halt in a tunnel to make their protest.
This is where the organizers played their
masterstroke.
Hotels were usually pre-allocated by the
event organisation, but for this stage it was decided that
it would be done by a first-come-first-served basis, so the
stage winner got first pick of the hotels.
This revelation grabbed the attention of
American Andy Hampsten, who had notoriously bad bowels due
to his penchant for white bread. He'd been the first person
to be diagnosed with IBS long before it was considered in
vogue. For the leader of the points competition, this was
a very real issue.
"My race depended on me getting an en-suite.
If I had to share toilets with the corridor I was going to
be in all sorts of trouble. The others riders wanted to stop
and go around the valley to Bormio, this would have ended
in a sprint. My only chance was to tough it out over the Gavia."
Displaying formidable leadership and powers
of persuasion, the American single-handedly talked the peloton
out of their impasse and the stage was back on. Even today,
corporate industrial relation seminars use Hampsten's negotiations
as an example of best practice. In fact, it is widely acknowledged
that the fall of the Italian trade unions can be traced back
to this standoff in a tunnel at the bottom of the Gavia.
The record books may say that Breukink won but how many times
does he get asked about his day on the Gavia?
With the promise of his own toilet and as-much-as-you-can-wipe
double quilted loo roll dangling in front of him, Hampsten
made light work of the Gavia while behind the carnage would
unfold for hours to come. Once at the top, Hampsten grabbed
a newspaper from a spectator and stuck it up his jersey. As
everyone now knows, ultra modern fleeces and wind-cheating
shell materials are no match for a Gazzetta Dello Sport shoved
up the jumper. Now as warm as toast, Hampsten used all his
skiing skills to carve his way down to the finish line where
he bagged the keys for best hotel in town.
Some empirical evidence suggests that Dutch
rider Erik Breukink won the stage. But as Google Images (the
definitive source of information) confirms, there is no pictorial
evidence of Breukink ever being in the mix for the stage win.
Hampsten himself is in no doubt of who won
that day: "The record books may say that Breukink won
but how many times does he get asked about his day on the
Gavia? This year alone, I've already attended 86 dinners as
guest of honour where I've delivered pretty much the same
speech about it."
The 1988 Gavia will be remembered as the
toughest day in any Grand Tour. Who actually won will remain
a mystery for years to come although as the years pass, the
result has become almost an irrelevance. Cyclists wishing
to emulate Hampsten still struggle up the tortuous ascent
today. At the top of the climb, a 20-foot statue of Hampsten
holding aloft a thermos flask welcomes riders, while from
the rustic gift shop, commemorative copies of Gazzetta are
available for the chilly ride home.
A truly epic day that will live long, if
perhaps distorted, in the memory...